What Writer Should Be Deported From Jalopnik?

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
02/11/2015 at 12:14 • Filed to: journalism, raphmoe, ideas, qotd, thinking, thoughts, journalismism, LeBron James, Ayrton Senna, Formula 1, satire, parody, thought provoking, brian williams, tossed salad

Inspired by Mister Okulski's QOTD in which he wants to deport the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! : a RWD, Brown, high horsepowered wagon, your humble correspondent of journalism from oppositelock and jalopnik, Raphmoe, has come up with a QOTD for oppositelock land.

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What writer on Jalopnik has lost their way and should be Deported back to the Gawker family mothership? Perhaps to write about Brian's Williams daughter having her butt hole licked, or maybe about off-shore Cayman Island accounts are bad and all business, personal people, and journalist agencies that use Cayman Island accounts are bad for society and america and should be shunned unless you are actually based in Hungary, but not really and working here is stressful because there is no retirement plan. This is a fun thought project to discuss the comings and goings about articles we love to read on Jalopnik; everyone writes great stories just like we love every car.

Raphmoe distresses.

Options for deportation:

Matt Hardigree

Raphmoe

Waymoe

For Sweden

Travis Okulski

Damon Lavrinc

$kaycog

Whoever keeps putting BRT in the oppo header

Raphael Orlove

Doug Demuro

Jason Torchinsky

Patrick George

Michelle Ballaban

Andrew Collins

McMike

Choose your own choice, etc.

I'm going to send Travis Okulski (aka Matt Hardigree Lite) back to where he came from. You never see an original idea (repeating memes and tropes is old hat for the internets), and when you do you wonder why the posts are so boring and derivative (Ford good, Toyota bad, Detroit good, Electric brakes bad, etc.). Why not write something interesting or good? Who do you think needs to leave the Jalopnik and return to Gawker for good and bring their talents to south beach?

DISCUSSION (48)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:15

Alex B > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:15

What about Kat?

Alfalfa > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:16

I'm going to go with the face behind the BRT jokes.

Raphmoe > Alfalfa
02/11/2015 at 12:17

Agreed, it's a bad joke. Who keeps doing that?

Raphmoe > Alex B
02/11/2015 at 12:17

That is why I put choose your own choice, etc.

Raphmoe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/11/2015 at 12:18

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CB > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:18

I vote for Raphmoe. Only because I think he could use a vacation.

In spaaaaaace.

EL_ULY > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:18

Kinja'd!!!

Raphmoe > CB
02/11/2015 at 12:19

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:19

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jvirgs drives a Subaru > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:19

what I want to know is when Ballaban had his sex change

Raphmoe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/11/2015 at 12:20

Arch Duke Maxyenkmoe.

This is a fun thought project to discuss the comings and goings about articles we love to read on Jalopnik; everyone writes great stories just like we love every car.

Nibbles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/11/2015 at 12:20

Ban all the moes

BrtStlnd > Alfalfa
02/11/2015 at 12:21

One day I asked who does it because my name was in there... since then it's been every day I think.

CB > Nibbles
02/11/2015 at 12:22

As the resident voice of reason, I would strongly suggest you change your name before that ban kicks in.

Raphmoe > BrtStlnd
02/11/2015 at 12:23

It sounds like whoever has the power to do that should no longer have that power and is abusing it and is very immature.

Nibbles > CB
02/11/2015 at 12:23

Whatevs, I'll just go abloo bloo in the corner like everyone else

Raphmoe > EL_ULY
02/11/2015 at 12:25

Is that your drawing?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibbles
02/11/2015 at 12:25

It's tempting.

macanamera > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:31

Obviously For Sweden, who else?

EL_ULY > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:33

pretty chingon huh :]

extraspecialbitter > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:33

My powerful powers of observation powers tells my head-brain to get the feeling that you might know who it is...

Kate's Dirty Sister > BrtStlnd
02/11/2015 at 12:38

The person behind that has to have way too much free time on his hands.

Kate's Dirty Sister > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:39

Can we re-import Justin Hyde ?

RallyWrench > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:44

Tavarish.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:50

But it's not a wagon...it's a tall hatchback

Kate's Dirty Sister > macanamera
02/11/2015 at 12:50

Send him to France !

Alex B > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 12:56

Okay, while I think I'm going to vote for Brt person.

450X_FTW > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 13:03

I'd rather see a poll to block/suspend commenting rights from people who troll. So many reports of trolling = Oppo's vote on punishment.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 13:05

YOU FOGOT TAVARISH!!! I would deport him or make him swear on dougs nonexistent pants to never write how to you can buy a used lamborghini for the price of used dirt article agian.

Raphmoe > extraspecialbitter
02/11/2015 at 13:17

Probably Arch Duke, the header was changed right after he commented. Whoever does it is a shit stirrer.

Raphmoe > 450X_FTW
02/11/2015 at 13:19

The problem is that instead of having their own thoughts and opinions, most people online now call anyone they don't agree with a troll. Calling someone "a troll" or "butt hurt" is a crutch for slow witted people who want more to be a part of a group then to think openly and honestly themselves. It is sad.

450X_FTW > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 13:24

Obviously you don't understand how trolling works - That right there is the pureness that is a douche cockery troll that they use in their comments. "obviously you don't understand how (insert anything automotive) works".

Raphmoe > 450X_FTW
02/11/2015 at 13:26

Huh?

450X_FTW > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 13:28

When a person starts a comment off with "obviously you don't understand how _______ works" Then goes on to belittle and attack a persons comment or article, that's trolling, that's what I'd like to see gone.

Kate's Dirty Sister > 450X_FTW
02/11/2015 at 13:50

Well, sometimes it's true.

If someone says "BMW should only make 3 models and an occasional homologation supercar and respect a strict displacement-based nomenclature" in all caps, then yes can tell them that they obviously don't know how this business work.

I think your definition of troll is flawed.

450X_FTW > Kate's Dirty Sister
02/11/2015 at 13:53

How dare you question ze German car maker method!

Raphmoe > 450X_FTW
02/11/2015 at 13:54

Belittling and attacking is not always trolling. If someone is blatantly wrong and they get called out on it, the person who is blatantly wrong is either a troll or completely misinformed.

Example:

Person 1: "The sky is blue because unicorns create mists out of their butts"

Person 2: "Obviously you don't understand how the atmosphere or science works; maybe you should step away from the keyboard and go back to school".

In your scenario, person 2 is a troll. You would be 100% wrong because person 1 is the troll.

450X_FTW > Raphmoe
02/11/2015 at 14:02

Kinja'd!!!